My BachelorETTE Party

Special thanks to the ladies (and men moonlighting as ladies) of South Hope Street for the delightful humiliation and emasculation of a bachelorette party paradoxically in honor of the groom. Special thanks to Byrnes for looking ravishing in a pink cowboy hat and happily shape-shifting from bride-to-be to bridesmaid.

As you can see, attendees decided to honor my universally recognized super sweet left bicep tattoo via replication and without the slightest, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy, iota of sarcasm or mockery. Right? Right guys? My tattoo makes me cool. Right?

30 days to go. Bring it on, Byrnes!!!!! You won't have to look for me on the 10th of October!!!! I ain't backin' down!!!!!