My BachelorETTE Party

Special thanks to the ladies (and men moonlighting as ladies) of South Hope Street for the delightful humiliation and emasculation of a bachelorette party paradoxically in honor of the groom. Special thanks to Byrnes for looking ravishing in a pink cowboy hat and happily shape-shifting from bride-to-be to bridesmaid.

As you can see, attendees decided to honor my universally recognized super sweet left bicep tattoo via replication and without the slightest, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy, iota of sarcasm or mockery. Right? Right guys? My tattoo makes me cool. Right?

30 days to go. Bring it on, Byrnes!!!!! You won't have to look for me on the 10th of October!!!! I ain't backin' down!!!!!

Feature: Folks Coming to the Wedding

Brian "Always With Butter" Giehl and Jason "Maine Fresh" Steiner. Co-Best Man and Groomsman, exuberant shellfish.

Meet (but do not eat) Brian and Jason on October 10 at the Colony Palms Hotel (petty cab driver not included).

Feature: Folks Coming to the Wedding

Robert "Fat Sooley" Hirsch, father to the groom, cocktail napkin idea man, unchallenged supreme lothario of the 20th century, intrepid soul in flight to Palm Springs.

Meet Fat Sooley on October 10 at the Colony Palms Hotel.

Feature: Folks Coming to the Wedding

Jaden "Super Fly" Ilic, newest friend to bride and groom.

Meet Jaden on October 10 at the Colony Palms Hotel.